ASSWOLF @TheRealAsswolf. Erin Cullum October 22, 2017, 9:10 AM save. Tis the season my dudes. Guys, here we are. He shared photos of the candy corn pizza on Twitter and quickly earned a massive response from strangers across the web. For this Halloween-ready pizza pie, I use orange bell peppers, yellow tomato, and mozzarella cheese to create a candy corn effect. ... — ASSWOLF (@TheRealAsswolf) September 18, 2017. We also made sure to put a cookie sheet underneath the pizza in case any candy corn juices decided to escape. Unfortunately, one Twitter user who uses the handle @TheRealAsswolf decided to DIY this Halloween nightmare. Now it's candy corn on pizza. ASSWOLF @TheRealAsswolf Tis the season my dudes Bottoms up! and honestly, I didn't. Last Sunday, he posted these two pictures of a DiGiorno Pizza covered in candy corn along with the caption, "Tis the season my dudes. In one bowl, add yellow food coloring to achieve desired shade. Leave the third white. I mean, it's probably just cheese grease and sugar, but WTFFFFF?! As a response to this, Twitter user @gotham146 posted photos of the candy cane pizza. Anyway, we tried to let it cool so we could eat it, but those juices weren't goin' anywhere. 122 comments. Sadly, it looks like he's inspired at least one other person to recreate this monstrosity. WHY?? Close. Except this was posted by a furry named asswolf to Twitter where it went viral like two years ago lol. Candy corn on pizza. Melt the candy corn in a large bowl over a double boiler, or in the microwave for 1 minute, then stir and return to the microwave at 30 second increments until melted and smooth. And you thought pineapple on a pizza stirred the pot. and he used CANDY CORN as a topping. Posted by 1 year ago. An adventurous eater by the name of TheRealAsswolf shared photos of a candy corn pizza he made, and people are downright disgusted by the idea. So we began by pouring nearly an entire bag of candy corn onto a DiGiorno Four Cheese pizza. Archived. Get all the best Tasty recipes in your inbox! Can someone please tell me why they are not available to me? —ASSWOLF (@TheRealAsswolf) September 18, 2017. Hi. 03:19 AM - 18 Sep 2017. 20 minutes later, this...thing...is what came out. You may be able to find more information about this and similar content at piano.io, Chrissy Teigen's Mom Is Releasing A Cookbook, Nigella Lawson CAN Pronounce 'Microwave' Correctly, Costco Is Selling A 4-Pound Cinnamon Cake, John And Chrissy Had The Best Instagram Flirt Sesh, Tarek El Moussa Reveals He Tried To Go Vegan, Google Revealed Its Most Searched Recipes, You Can Order Guy Fieri's Trash Can Nachos At Home, The 20 Best Things Delish Editors Ate In 2020, People Are Making Hot Chocolate Charcuterie Boards. . Reply Retweet Favorite. Search, watch, and cook every single Tasty recipe and video ever - all in one place! You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. I had access to that recipes a few years ago, but the recipe is not in my stove (or oven) 'cookbooks' anymore. Delish editors handpick every product we feature. It was like a dead body being dragged to its final resting place. ", Tis the season my dudes pic.twitter.com/BzNqeaY191. Candy Corn Halloween Veggie Pizza. Candy corn? And I'll be 110% honest with you, this tasted like pizza vomit. I can honestly say that this is one of the worst things I've ever put in my mouth, and I've had some pretty questionable things in there. Love yourselves, because I clearly don't love me. https://www.delish.com/food-news/news/a55692/candy-corn-pizza Please don't be like that person. I noticed the Candy Corn Pizza in another restaurant (cooked dishes and pizzas cooking on ovens). Sign up for the Tasty newsletter today! A Twitter user is breaking the internet with his photo of a candy corn -topped pizza in honor of the coming month of October and the spooky and candy-filled holiday, Halloween. Understandably, the Internet completely lost it. We may earn commission from the links on this page. New videos every Monday, Thursday, and Saturday! Print. Next up was Pablo, and this has ruined candy corn for him for the rest of his life. First it was pineapple on pizza.Then it was pizza in milk.Then it was pizza and peeps.Now it's candy corn on pizza.. Pablo: Yes, we threw away a whole, perfectly good pizza. AND WHAT ABOUT IT?! If you share that candy corn pizza photo I will block and report you for spam, and also call the FBI and D.A.R.E. on you. Then it was pizza and peeps. My apologies to DiGiorno for wasting a perfectly good cheese pizza and my apologies to Brachs for wasting an entire bag of their Halloween classics. California residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data. Published on 9/19/2017 at 11:48 AM. Perfect for Halloween parties or a fun Halloween dinner. We figured if we're going to put ourselves through this, we might as well go hard. Obsessed with travel? Twitter user “ASSWOLF” recently posted a photograph of a candy corn pizza, and there are no tricks here—it’s just a bunch of candy corn thrown on top of a freezer cheese pizza. Yep, we're talkin' about candy corn. Understandably, the Internet completely lost it. to ruin such a perfect and pure substance like pizza by putting candy corn on top. AND FOR SOME REASON, THE PIZZA WAS WET AF! I often make Candy Corn Cookie Pizza … I have the regular and 'easy' appliances and everything is up to date. Twitter user @TheRealAsswolf, posted comparison images of an uncooked frozen cheese pizza covered in candy corn and the final cooked version to the social media site. Sorry DiGiorno. I know what you're saying, "Well, did you expect this to go any better you pizza-ruining idiot?" Recipe by tablespoon. There are plenty of food hybrids that candy-corn fans would love. Rosanna Pansino and special guest Papa Pizza make a delicious three cheese pizza decorated to look like a candy corn! This delicious candy corn veggie pizza is sure to be a hit at any Halloween event! 22. Twitter: @TheRealAsswolf. And needless to say, most people were repulsed: Even DiGiorno was NOT having any of this: And, well, because we have zero self-respect, we decided to test this monstrosity out for ourselves. After all was said and done, we put that pizza exactly where it belongs, in the garbage. 5 from 1 vote. 10 Things You Should Know Before Eating Candy Corn, This content is created and maintained by a third party, and imported onto this page to help users provide their email addresses. No joke, my teeth hurt for a solid hour after just ONE bite. 9. And it actually looks like it worked . Delish participates in various affiliate marketing programs, which means we may get paid commissions on editorially chosen products purchased through our links to retailer sites. You're right. . They captioned it with, “Tis the season my dudes,” by which I think they mean, “Tis the season to make everyone sick with fear and revulsion.” Well, That Sucks (25 … No, thank you. Candy corn starts showing up in the stores en masse about September, and that’s when I start to crave my favorite recipes that call for it. soon following in the lord's footsteps pic.twitter.com/6T5cO3xmwZ, Our New Cookie Tins Are The Sweetest Gift, 66 Delish Cookies To Fill Your Holiday Cookie Jar. And strangely, melting candy corn on pizza isn't a completely new idea, either: it had already been used as a deliciously sweet melty top to candy corn cookie bark, used to top colorful Halloween cakes, baked into cookies in lieu of chocolate or white chocolate chips, tossed in a slightly salty, super-sweet popcorn, and hidden in brownies. —ASSWOLF (@TheRealAsswolf) September 20, 2017. share. Tips for making a Peanut Butter Candy Corn Pizza: Now for some strange reason my pizza pan that I use for cookies has gone MIA. Posted by user @ TheRealAsswolf, the candy corn pizza it’s comprised of a DiGiorno pizza and what looks like an entire bag of seasonal candy corn. WHAT ARE THOSE JUICES AND WHY DO THEY FLOW LIKE A DAMN RIVER?! I ate 3 pieces and became slightly I'll from the sugar. This content is imported from Twitter. On a pizza? Let's take a closer look at that horror show. That tweet made its way into my timeline last week, and as someone who’s tried plenty of weird foods (and even made them myself), I figured I’d take one for the team to see if candy corn pizza is as gross as it sounds. An adventurous eater by the name of TheRealAsswolf shared photos of a candy corn pizza he made, and people are downright disgusted by the idea. Candy corn on its own is already a questionable Halloween treat,but one Twitter user took it to the next level and put it on something we all truly love: pizza.. When this candy corn pizza was birthed by the antichrist. Transfer dough to a lightly greased pizza pan. GIRL, BYE. In the second bowl, make orange color by adding yellow food coloring plus a tiny bit of red coloring. Assemble the Candy Corn Pizza: Separate the frosting into three bowls. Halloween is around the corner, which means the candy everyone loves to hate is BACK. If you think this was all just a joke, @TheRealAsswolf later Tweeted that he did, in fact, eat three slices, but became slightly ill from all the sugar. Since the Tweet was posted on Sept. 17 it's received 15,000 retweets, 34,000 likes and almost 3,000 comments. So we just cut it up and knew we were about to embark on the worst taste test journey we've ever taken. Crystal: I feel bad for everyone and everything involved in this. Pray for us. Someone Made a Candy Corn Pizza and People Are Justifiably Angry. Oct 24, 2017 - Don’t be tricked by this savory treat! They did, as you can see. So here's what happens when you take frozen cheese #pizza and cover it with a bag of #candycorn. Something for everyone interested in hair, makeup, style, and body positivity. Then it was pizza in milk. In September 18, 2017, Twitter user @TheRealAsswolf posted photos of the candy corn pizza featuring a frozen pizza topped with candy corns. Cook the pizza for 3 minutes. 6.2k. Some candy corn enthusiasts have gotten creative with food inspired by their favorite seasonal candy, and Twitter isn't as pleased about it as they are. The pizza was MOIST, and tasted weirdly sour and expired, and that's to no fault of the pizza itself. Customize it with your favorite herbs for your perfect flavor combination! We hold major institutions accountable and expose wrongdoing. But candy corn pizza? ASSWOLF (yes, ASSWOLF) on Twitter had the audacity, the actual AUDACITY. Candy Corn Cookie Pizza is a delightful treat that can be made any time during the fall season. If you think pineapple isn’t a proper pizza topping, we’re worried about how you’re going to react to THIS. Candy corn pizza makes pineapple pizza look normal. I'm eating a candy corn-covered pizza while other people in the world are curing cancer. hide. 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